Feb 022009
 

Okay, so I’m a lame-o blogger. I never said I’d be banging out one of these every day!

Big news is that Playing Gods: The Board Game of Divine Domination will be represented at the prestigious New York Toy Fair (February 15 to 18 in the Big Apple). How did I manage to sneak in my nasty little independent counter-culture satire of religious warfare? Who ever would have thought that Playing Gods might be displayed right along with (if not right next to) the newest edition of Monopoly? (I think Parker Bros. just came out with Recession Monopoly. It’s just like regular Monopoly except that there’s no money and all the little green houses have “FORECLOSURE” written on them.) Well, I don’t want to give away my secrets just yet, and I don’t want to stir the pot too much before the Toy Fair starts, but I’ll disclose more soon.

The United Kingdom launch was a modest success; so far I haven’t gotten any publicity from a press release I spent six hours perfecting last week, but hopefully something will come of it soon. I did get a mention in a Reuters blog (http://blogs.reuters.com/faithworld/2009/01/28/a-religion-board-game-satire-or-scandal/), so the eight hours I spent on that paid off.

Last blog I promised to share some money-saving tips with other small (very small) business entrepreneurs. I don’t know if this is terribly insightful, but one way to cut costs is to be creative in terms of what you need to conduct your business. For example, the first few months I shipped out cases of games, putting packing peanuts in the box to cushion the load. I could have just sent the cases out as-is, but the quality of the cardboard the games came in was unimpressive. It wasn’t worthless, but certainly the cheapest possible boxes they could have used. Wary of sending out boxes with games that might get damaged in transit (and therefore might come back as damaged returns), I chose the more expensive option of getting 2-foot cube boxes. This was a good choice, I believe, as I have not had any damaged returns (yet), but it did mean I needed packing materials. After the packing peanuts proved to be messy (try packing a box outside a storage unit on a windy day), I thought I’d try a 4 foot roll of brown kraft paper. That could be wadded to cushion the cases inside the larger box, but, being heavy and needing to be unrolled, it was unweildy. I looked in office supply catalogs for devices that would dispense the stuff (more or less like a paper towel or toilet paper roll), but they cost several hundred dollars. I thought about simply jerry-rigging it with a metal rod through the middle, supported by boxes on either end, but that didn’t seem very stable, and plus it ate up a lot of horizontal space in the small storage area. After more thought I realized it was best if it remained upright, taking up little space, but how? Maybe I could build a large wooden spool that would hold it in place? But then I’d still have to pull the paper, and the weight would make it hard to move.

Finally I realized I needed something that would allow the kraft paper to revolve in place, such as a platform on ball-bearings. I looked around, but didn’t see much until, on a hunch, I went into a Goodwill store and found a wooden lazy susan in fine condition for three dollars. I took it to the storage and put it under the kraft paper, and it worked like a charm. I could have spent nearly $300 on an industrial device that would do it, but al it took was $3 and some creativity. You could probably do the same by taking a fresh look at what you use, and if you decide you need some new equipment, see if you can MacGuyer it yourself.

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Jan 142009
 

As 2009 opens up, I’m pleased to report that around 1000 Playing Gods games have been sold. Not all have been paid for yet (a few slow accounts need prodding), but on the whole a very respectable number for, as one person put it, “a crappy, no-name company” like Balls Out.

Sales have dropped over the past few weeks, partly because the end of the holidays and partly because we’re in a capital R Recession, another Bush-era legacy. Still a long way from the break-even point, but I’ve gotta keep plugging away.

We’re working on revamping and simplifying the Web site to make it easier and clearer to see what’s what and to order. It had gotten a bit cluttered over the past few months, so trying to strip down a bit. I didn’t get much reaction, good or ill, to the short video clip I made of the Badass Buddha (see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7umA3xfd-ZQ). It only cost a few hundred dollars, and while I never figured it was exactly “viral video” material, I was hoping it would bounce around a little more.

I’ve been getting a handful of people who were puzzled by some part of the rules, though honestly it’s a very small percentage. Writing the rules was a very difficult task, and an important part of the game. Everything else can look great, from the graphics to the pawns, but if no one understands the rules, you game is DOA. I’ve gotten about five or six people asking for rule clarifications, so about 2%. Below is a sample query I got today, followed by my answer:

Q: “I got a few friends together for Playing Gods several weeks ago and we really enjoyed it. I played the Flying Spaghetti Monster one of the times we played.
We had a question about the rules. I think our question was whether gods are REQUIRED to defend when attacked or whether they can give up without a fight (so as to save cards and such).”

A: The gods are not required to do anything!
If they want to let another god kill or convert his or her followers for
some strategic reason, they are certainly able to. On occasion I have let
other gods convert my followers, simply because I didn’t want to burn a
bunch of Conversion cards defending them!

I’ve been collecting the questions, and posting them in the FAQ section on the Web site. If I end up doing a second run, I’ll consult with other gamers and revise the rules for options and clarifications.

NEXT BLOG: Tips for indie board gamers on saving money!

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Jul 202008
 

I printed up a bunch of Playing Gods stickers. One says, “My god is badder than your god,” and the other says, “Be your own god.” I was going to enclose one in each game, but then I found out that shipping them to China would cost about $400. When you add in the cost of the stickers themselves, it got too expensive, so I had to abandon that idea. Still, I’ll give them out at conferences and enclose them free with orders I fulfill. I’m hoping they will be interactive, and I’ll encourage people to take photos of where they put (or find) the Playing Gods stickers: bumpers, halls, on the Eiffel Tower, on boobs, etc. I’ll have a place on the PlayingGods Web site (called Olympus) where people can share tips, meet up, and post the photos.

Actually, the idea came from a Web site I stumbled upon for a punk band called Kill Allen Wrench. I have no idea if they’re any good or not, but I dig their marketing style. On their Web site they have a few galleries of photos of their stickers sent in by their fans. Most of them are on, um, skin. Like naked groupie skin. I don’t expect a board game (even an ass-kicking, counterculture one like Playing Gods) to result in lots of softcore photos sent in by hot players hoping to win a prize, but I’m hopeful. And I mean that in a mostly non-sexist, pro-loving-your-body kind of way.